These Dumb Asses Are Kardashian-Krazy UPDATED SEE BOTTOM

“These Dumb Asses” are the press.

In case you live under a rock, “Kardashian-Krazy” usually refers to the super model family widely known as the Kardashians.

To specify: Kim Kardashian.

What is so cool about her any way. She is so plastic-surgery-ed that she does not look human.

Like alot of people, when I see a picture of her, all I can see is her big, fat ass.

But apparently, not enough people share my opinion. Because *gasp* Kim Kardashian still seems to make thecelebritynews every night.

I mean, does this chick get any privacy? I mean if I were her, the papparazzi would be cowering away from me as I told them to fuck off. So, while I hate her, I can sympathize her.

Sorry, guys, this post is mostly so that maybe, just maybe, somebody will stumble upon this post and fall in love with my blog.

UPDATE: Upon searching Google, I figured some others share my opinion of Kim’s tush!

Not a link, but go to this website to see 55 pics of examples where you just find yourself staring at her big butt.


Dear readers, I kid you not. Somebody actually has 55 photos of instances where you can only see her ginormous ass.

Go on, you know you want to. Go look and prove that I am right, because you know I am.


Introductions…..I Hate The Damn Things, But I Gotta Get It Over With


Damn! Now what do I say?

Oh, yeah, intros.

My name is Becca. I am 33 (holy crap! I am not that old am I?) I have 1 daughter, Holly, with my ex-husband David.

I live in Bay City, MI. (Which, according to Wikipedia, claims to be the home of Paul Bunyan the giant lumber jack dude. I am not positive if this is true, because it is the first I have heard of it.) I am a book-a-holic. My favorite store is Barnes and Noble (actually, I am typing this from a NOOKColorâ„¢). Thats all you need to know about the wonderful person that is MOI!

Enough of the past! Lets talk about here! Now! This blog!

What the hell am I to do with it?

Write in it of course!

Now, as I just introduced myself, I would like y’all to introduce yourself.

Yes, you must go throught the dreaded intros.

But just remember: I did it for you, because I love each and every one of my (so far…) non-existant readers.

Hello world!

Welcome to! This is your very first post. Click the Edit link to modify or delete it, or start a new post. If you like, use this post to tell readers why you started this blog and what you plan to do with it.

Happy blogging!